The best joke there ever was.
I CANT BREATE
That’s it. That’s Texas.
As a Texan, I can confirm this is true.
other favorite joke about texas in this movie:
Dottie: Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?
Pee-wee: Honest! I’ll prove it!
Pee-wee: *sings* The stars at night are big and bright…
Passersby: *clap* *sings* … deep in the heart of Texas!
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when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
when you wait for something to happen and it never does
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks